(Source: martyjuice, via sawsbuckcoffee)

hellojewelsharee:

why is this so inspiring though

(Source: bestrooftalkever, via grossaustralian)

sadurday:

oh man the best is when a dude is like "you’re not wife material." fucking good. i want to be totalitarian dictator material; blood sucking life ruiner material; fucking bulletproof immortal drug lord material. not your fucking wife you gross asshole. 

(via heterophilia)

solarsenpai:

generally:

im fuckin dying 

"all she wanted was to eat her chicken nuggets in peace…"I am fucking screaming

solarsenpai:

generally:

im fuckin dying 

"all she wanted was to eat her chicken nuggets in peace…"

I am fucking screaming

(via mexicancacti)

naification:

One of the best scenes on P&R.

(Source: pinkmanjesse, via mexicancacti)

askbirdetta:

"I see you trying to sneak up the wall!"

((Watch out this girl is tough stuff and knows how to use an open flame! ))

(via ask-a-troopa)

genderofthenight:

Tonight’s gender of the night is: dead skeleton in cut-off shorts.
(x)

genderofthenight:

Tonight’s gender of the night is: dead skeleton in cut-off shorts.

(x)

spoopyglasses:

also, this is what I looked like yesterday. couldn’t be bothered to do my hair so I slapped my trusty beanie on and voila! instant averageness.
I’ve been joking a lot with people how my halloween shindig may bankrupt me, but ahahaha guess what is happening fuck

spoopyglasses:

also, this is what I looked like yesterday. couldn’t be bothered to do my hair so I slapped my trusty beanie on and voila! instant averageness.

I’ve been joking a lot with people how my halloween shindig may bankrupt me, but ahahaha guess what is happening fuck